These Heidi Montag bikini pictures are fucking retarded. Wait, let me rephrase that. Heidi Montag is fucking retarded. As are her ginormous fake boobs. They’re bigger than her head, but probably have the same number of brain cells. I bet if you pushed her from behind, she’d probably tip right over. But then again, I’m sure she’s quite used to getting pushed from behind. In case you haven’t figured it out, I fucking hate Heidi Montag. I’d wish her to drown, but we can tell that won’t happen with those beach balls.
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Posted 3 months, 2 weeks ago at 11:00 am. Add a comment
It’s no new news that Heidi Montag had 10 plastic surgeries, but I hadn’t seen the before and after. Yikes! She looks great, but all she had to do to look better was ditch that retard Spencer.
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Here she is smiling…
Frowning…
Crying…
Posted 6 months, 1 week ago at 11:00 am. Add a comment
After months of waiting, Playboy has officially put out the much anticipated naked shots of Heidi Montag. I repeat, NAKED Heidi Montag. Hmmm… I forgot naked in Playboy means covering everything up.
When did Playboy become Maxim!?
Did Hef die? Decide to go gay? Have his nuts removed?
Also, we all know what Heidi looks like, so why photoshop her until she looks like a sexy starlett when we would brown bag her and stuff her panties in her mouth so she couldn’t tell us how OMG fabulous her life is.
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Posted 11 months, 2 weeks ago at 11:00 am. Add a comment
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IT’S TRYING TO WIPE THESE TWO FUCKS OFF THE PLANET! I say we sacrifice them to a volcano or something.
Any takers?
On a side note, Heidi was asked to do Playboy, and wants to, but to the disappointment of our readers, the pictures will be risky, not risque. If you want full details, click here.
Posted 1 year, 3 months ago at 11:00 am. Add a comment
I could give a rat’s ass about The Hills and every dumb fuck that watches it. Yes, if you watch The Hills, you’re a brain dead retard who needs his balls removed and stuffed in his mouth. Scratch that, you’d like it too much.
Anyways, moving on.
I’ve never seen one episode of the show for fear of it killing more brain cells than my acid and crystal meth martini habit, but I was sent this picture of Heidi Montag’s ass. I must say I’d fuck her, but only in the ass so I could hear her squeal like Flipper while telling me it’s the wrong hole. The End.
Posted 1 year, 3 months ago at 12:00 pm. 1 comment
