I know what you’re thinking. Why’s he call them whoppers?
Simple. I’m eating them while watching a bootleg copy of G.I.Joe.
Oh yeah, check out the paparazzo in the first picture. Either he’s having a seizure or he’s turning into a zombie before our eyes… and another thing. TIGO BITTIES!
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There are entire blogs and websites dedicated to Jessica Simpson’s on again off again weight gain. This however is none of my concern. I’m all about her big ass titties.
She performed at a charity golf tournament featuring her boyfriend, Tony Romo and Tiger Woods. The whole time, all I could think was what it would sound like if she gargled the national anthem with a throat full of my cock squeeze.
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No, I’m not talking about her singing career. I’d rather listen to someone stuff a cat in a blender than to hear another country crossover flop.
Let’s get back to tit talk.
Jessica must have fired her stylist, because she’s had more slips in the past week than Lindsay Lohan, who’s on a bender. Keep up the good work Jess!
As you can see in the above photo, she was all smiles as she smuggled raisins in her black blouse yesterday.
I’m beginning to question her sanity. I mean look at her face in these shots. Add that to the fact that she obliviously wears a dress so tight that if she had a titty tattoo, we’d be able to read it.
I take back anything bad I said about Tony Romo. He’s obviously fucking Jessica Simpson right, he just needs to move her back from the headboard a bit. She’s definitely getting brain damage.
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One of my favorite couples was caught out on the town recently. You guessed it, Tony Dumbo and Chestica Simpson.
It is nice to see her getting back to her attractive weight, but she looks like a deer in headlights with the paparazzi.
Did I mention something amazing happened?
Someone took an upskirt shot and got away with it. Impressive ass and cameltoe on Jessica. It can only mean one thing… Tony’s not hitting it right. If any straight man were dating her, her snatch would look like it went 12 rounds with Shaq… like Kim Kardashian’s.
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When did superstar, Jessica Simpson fall from her lofty perch as pop royalty?
Oh, I know… when she got fat! Pictures were blasted all across the internet earlier this week of a massive new Jessica as she performed at a chili cookoff. Yes, you read that correctly… a chili cookoff. That’s a place I’d likely see Billy Ray Cyrus performing, not Jessica Simpson. WTF!?
How the mighty have fallen… 
Well, well, well… how the mighty have fallen. Jessica Simpson is known for her stupidity, but her handlers do a great job of keeping nip slips and things of that nature under wraps.
That is until now. This is the second time in a matter of weeks.
Jess decided to head to the beaches to debut her moose knuckle in a semi see thru bikini. Not the norm for Miss Simpson, but a blast for the viewers of TBaggins.com.
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Everyone has been waiting for a good slip by Jessica Simpson, but she’s just so damn careful with what she wears. DAMN HER! No slutty outfits for Jess… but I did stumble across this gem of a shot for our loyal viewers. Enjoy.
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